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theaustralianescort:

escortingsugar:

That awkward moment when a guy tries to put his dick in while on top of you and he ends up hitting the side of your pussy. Then he kind of just leaves it there (and sometimes even pushes harder) until you have to reach down and put it in yourself.

Idiots.

This. All the time. Come on guys it’s not that difficult.

for motherfucking real.

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givemesomething2believe:

Twitter feed from after todays hearing in James Holmes vs The People of the State of Colorado has concluded.  
New, ground breaking information we have learned:

• Defense argues, Judge says BRB until May 31st, again.
• James has wet hair..means:
• James showered..means:
• James was naked today (Omg maybe you showered today too so it was as if you showered together!!! o.O)
• or James had gel in his hair..which means:
• He is able to receive commissary or care packages, gel is not something given to you, it must be purchased or sent to you.
• James beard is growing.
• James may be planning to not cooperate with State mental health evaluaters, which means; he’s going to be screwed.

Thanks for tuning into my super crucial and totally new and breaking news update.  

(via cheersjames)

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patton-goi-girrrrl:

cutest drawing ever, awwwwwwwwwww

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Jodi Arias’ reaction to the hung jury announcement.

cad-the-killer:

James leaving the court room

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theballadoftheseeccentricbones:

smart—went—crazy:

holmies be breakin jimmy outta arapahoe